Unisex Everything is Trash Raccoon Tank Top

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Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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Malorii R.
United States United States

Best trash panda shirt ever

I love raccoons so much, and this is the perfect shirt for dumpster diving.

Laura R.
United States United States

Great Designs

This company has the coolest stuff! Shipping was fast and easy.

Carol M.
United States United States

Everything is Trash tank

This was a gift for my daughter. She loved it but will be returning it because it is too large. Otherwise, it arrived in good shape, no problems, and was delivered in a timely way.

Brandi G.
United States United States


the fit of the shirt is perfect, the quality is more than I expected! I will be returning to buy more shirts in The tank top style!

Boredwalk Unisex Everything is Trash Raccoon Tank Top Review
United States United States

Wouldn’t call it Unisex

I am 5’5” and 125 lbs. I ordered a small and it was huge! It didn’t feel like a unisex size, more like a mens small. I also ordered one for a friend and had to send them both back. Hers was a birthday gift and since I had to exchange it she didn’t get it on time, so that kinda sucks. However, customer service is top notch. Great communication. Super impressed! Just be careful with the sizes. They are not unisex and if you are a small woman, even the smallest size will not fit.

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