Unisex My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The – Boredwalk

Unisex My Unyielding Melancholy Brings All The Existentialists To The Yard Tank Top

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  • $ 32

This funny existentialism shirt is the perfect gift for anyone loaded with existential dread. Wear your existentialist angst on your sleeve with this funny tumblr aesthetic inspired, ironic shirt. Makes a great addition to the wardrobe of philosophy students and nihilists too!

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Brittany C.
United States United States

Fantastic tanks!

My boyfriend and I love the tanks that we ordered!! They are super soft and fit great!

Elizabeth W.
United States United States

Esoteric tank top

I purchased the "My unyielding melancholy" existentialist unisex tank for my son's 21st birthday. He's like a cartoon character and basically wears it whenever he can. The shirt is made of soft fabric, and the stitching is high quality. I would've been hard pressed to find anything like it anywhere else. I'll probably be back to buy the Sartre tank.

michelle b.
United States

Wonderful! We love our shirts!

Wonderful! We love our shirts!

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