Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Sweatshirt – Boredwalk

Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Sweatshirt

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  • $ 48

This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length

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Super soft and comfy

Really nice sweatshirt! Really lucky I read the other review saying the colors were not the same as in the photo, this is true. They're duller and more muted, but I was expecting as much so I'm happy with it! It's super soft, too! My only complaint is that I ordered a small but it's big on me, seems more like a medium.



Hey Lauren, Thanks for the feedback! We do try to depict our products as faithfully to how they look IRL as possible, but with blended fabrics like the 50/50 cotton/polyester fleece our unisex crew-neck sweatshirts are made out of there is a tendency for the eco-friendly water-based inks we print with to look a bit more muted than they do on our fleece hoodies, which are made from an 80/20 cotton/poly blend, or our tees & tanks, which are 100% cotton. As for the sizing, you're welcome to exchange the small you received if you like. I do recommended measuring the sweatshirt you received, though, to make sure it's on-spec. The small crew-neck sweatshirts we print on are approximately 20" wide across the chest and 26.5" long from the highest point on the collar to the bottom hem. If either measurement is not within 1" of those measurements please contact our customer service team at hello@boredwalktshirts.com and they'll be happy to assist you!

Alexandra K.
United States

Great but colors were different

Online it shows that the colors on this β€œsomeday we’ll all be dead” sweatshirt are vibrant yellow and orange, in person the orange was more of a brown and the yellow was more a greenish beige. I still wear it, more of a vintage feel I guess, just a little disappointing and not what I was expecting based off of the pictures.

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