Women's Everything is Terrible T-Shirt

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Have a little fun with your pessimism with this colorful dark humor shirt. It makes a great gift for a depressed friend who could use a funny pick-me-up or the cheerful nihilist who knows that despair can sometimes be good for a laugh. Featuring rainbows, stars, and a dose of cynical humor, this funny pessimist shirt is a must-have for fans of de-motivational quotes.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our women's tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up  — possibly two — or consider our women's scoop-neck tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

• Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
• Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
• Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
• X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
• 2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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Happi
Now I can look cute and cynical

I just got my shirt (Everything’s Terrible) and absolutely love it. The women's fit is not clingy and not too boxy. The fabric is soft.
I love it when great quality meets clever design. And, it’s a small business with hilarious videos! Yay!

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Jessica Polmateer
This shirt makes me laugh every time I wear it

Soft fabric, bright printing (but not crunchy!) and the design is so funny that I cant stop laughing!!

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Antonia Lutz
Everything is

Everything is terrible

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Sheila

My daughter’s Xmas gift! Excellent!

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Anonymous
Love the shirt it is Very firm fitting and has

Love the shirt it is Very firm fitting and has motivated me to lose 5lbs… lol

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Anonymous
The T-shirt, however, is not terrible

The tee fits perfectly and is a lovely, deep shade of teal. Despite the somber message, the colors and design are fun and happy.

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Koco
All around awesomeness

The title pretty much sums it up. The fit is great, the color hasn't faded with washing, the shirt material is comfortable and durable. 10/10

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Pamela Perry
Love the design, runs really small though

I bought this for someone that does nothing but complain, and the design of this message cracked us both up. She normally wears a size M in womens, but I bought a L because of the reviews that it runs small. Honestly I think I should've bought an XL because it was really small when it arrived.

Hi Pamela,

Thank you so much for your review and feedback! I'm very sorry that you weren't 100% happy with the item.

Our women's shirts do run small for a more fitted look. We do offer free exchanges 30 days from the delivery date, if the recipient would prefer a different size or style. You can find our exchange portal here: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/returns.

I hope this information helps and thank you again for your feedback!

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Erin Berndsen
Love this shirt

The fit is great (very important to read the sizes and understand the womens cut is form fitting unless you order up), the shirt is soft, and the Colors are fantastic.
People dont understand the level of sarcasm I wear this shirt with, which is perfect.

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M.M.

Customer service, fit and quality are all great!

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Terry Hendrix
The Everything is Terrible is WONDERFUL!

The quality of the shirt and the sizing chart is accurate - fits me perfectly and I cant tell you how the message is also perfect! I see so many other of your shirts that I see in my future! Highly recommend.

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Dea Young Smith
Perfect

Bought this for my oldest. Got it a couple of days before we went to visit. She wore it the next day. Fit was great, and it fully reflected her ongoing sentiment these days.

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Kathleen c Waller
Good product

T-shirt was good quality and arrived quickly. I appreciate the humor!

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Mollie Suttle
Awesome shirt! Awesome service!

This company is fantastic! I absolutely love my new t shirt and they handled a small issue I had with my order easily and quickly. I will order from them again!

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Sarah Schmiege
Love this shirt

This shirt is super well made and comfy and I've gotten a lot of great responses from people while wearing it. Plus it arrived the day before my birthday so happy birthday to me. I took the advice of others and ordered a size up and was very happy I did so.

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Tanja Buchanan
Shirt gets lots of thumbs ups

I ordered an L, knowing clothes shrink. It arrived as a smallish L. After one wash, it definitely shrank and is a very tight L. I normally wear M, so its snug. However, I love the shirt! I love the color, the softness, the message. I have told strangers where to buy one for themselves, when they ask.

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Lisa Clibon
fantastic!

I wondered why people were laughing at me at the store then I looked down at my shirt. 8 D
The fit is excellent and the material is soft and comfortable. Great fun purchase!

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Amber Byer
Exactly what I hoped for

I ordered a t-shirt and sweatshirt from Boredwalk. Not only were they fast but the quality is amazing. I absolutely love my everything is terrible Tshirt and I wear my someday we'll all be dead sweatshirt everywhere. Will definitely be ordering more from this company!

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Kelly Schaffer
Everything is terrible except this shirt

The shirt is good, nice material, fits well, a fully non-terrible purchase.

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Suzanne Stambaugh
Perfect

High quality fabric and printing, very good advice from them about the fit. I ordered a size up, and am very happy with the result- nice drape, plenty of room, but with a form-flattering cut. My new favorite t-shirt.

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Stephanie Wilson
great shirt

Great Shirt when everything in your life is terrible.

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Jennifer Merryweather
New fav T

Soft, nice fitted stretchy fit. I wear 4-6 and ordered M. Perfect fit.

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Angela Sanders
You said it best

Love this shirt what else is there to say, everything is terrible..

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Catherine Logan
The design makes me happy

I saw this on FB and had to have it. The design absolutely makes me smile. And gets a laugh out of everyone who knows me and sees me wearing it. Shirt (ladies tee) runs small so size up if you want your chest and arms to be able to move.

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Eliza Jacobs
Great t-shirt

Nice color and fits well. Easy shopping. Highly recommend.

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Lori Shapiro
Awesome T-shirts

I love the designs and the fabric. The shirts were just snug enough, however after a wash they are now a bit too snug. Maybe Ill try a medium next time to see if that works better.

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Wendy Saindon
Best T shirts

My new favorite site for t shirts. Love the sarcasm and the fit is perfect! I will definitely be buying more soon.

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Jen Cook
Not everything is terrible

I love this shirt so much, wore it out hiking today to show it off. Its easily one of my new favorites!

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Marcy Miles
Awesome shirt!

It is a perfect fitted ladies tee! And what a hit the Everything Is Terrible design was at work!! Also, super fast with delivery for a made to order item! I will definitely be getting more stuff!

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Sally Robbins
I bought a shirt :)

It fits well, feels good, the graphic is cool, and I can't wait to get a photo op with it. If I had one tiny suggestion, it's that the logo is slightly too big to read the message all at once, but that's because of my stupid boobs. I'll buy more stuff for sure. Thanks!

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Nicole Rattigan
Great shirt!

Boredwalk has the best shirts! Fits perfect and is super comfy! Would definitely recommend!