Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck T-Shirt

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
  • Scoop neck
  • Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)

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πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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Lydia A.
United States United States

Might buy in another style too

I love this style of t-shirt. And it sums up how I feel in a beautifully designed way.

Susan H.
United States United States

Dead T-Shirt

I got this for a friend for her birthday. It suits her personality perfectly, and she was genuinely so happy when she opened up the gift and saw it. The material is really soft, and the design is so pretty. I might have to pick one up for myself!

Jill M.
United States United States

5 stars!!!

I was kept updated on my order and they let me know there was a slight delay due to quality standards. I really appreciate the fact that they only send out high quality items. Fit was perfect! Will definitely be ordering again!!

Adrienne C.
United States United States

Best T-Shirt Cut Ever Scoop Neck

I LOVE the scoop neck pattern. I bought this shirt and a Catnip Freakout shirt. The fabric is thin, which I love. One thing to note is that after day ONE of wearing my catnip freakout shirt I found a dozen little holes in the shirt in the area of my jeans button. Apparently the friction causes holes. Would have been better with yoga pants. Next time I’ll put a tank under the tee with jeans and see if that protects it. Bummed because I love the shirts so much. And to have it one day really stinks. Just be aware that thin fabric feels great but is not heavy duty.

Robin E.
United States United States

My new favorite shirt

I love this shirt so much. It looks like your typical fun 70s logo until closer inspection, then it hits you in the face with creepiness. My favorite part of wearing this shirt, aside from it being super comfortable, is watching people's expression change when the realize what they just read. It's a constant source of amusement for me.

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