Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck T-Shirt

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
Scoop neck
Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Great quality

Great quality as always! Have multiple shirts and always love the quality and soft tee.

Absolutely love this tee!

Absolutely love this tee! Wider collars are more my trying and I was so happy to see they have dolman style shirts! The graphic is also seriously hilarious and fits my more darker sense of humor! Material is nice and soft too!

Soft Facts vs Hard Truth

Excellent feel, flattering fit & I love a slightly morbid fact presented gently with lovely colors & graphics! Helps deliver the truth to the grandkids without trauma... maybe? :D

Love the shirtmore on my list now!

I am very happy with my Boredwalk tee! I LOVE that Boredwalk offers a choice of necklines. The scoopneck is perfect, and the fit is better than expected. I thought the cut might be boxy, but its not. The material is super soft, but not flimsy, and the design and message make me smile. Washes well, too. Next on my To Buy from Boredwalk list: a hoodie!

Might buy in another style too

I love this style of t-shirt. And it sums up how I feel in a beautifully designed way.

Dead T-Shirt

I got this for a friend for her birthday. It suits her personality perfectly, and she was genuinely so happy when she opened up the gift and saw it. The material is really soft, and the design is so pretty. I might have to pick one up for myself!

5 stars!!!

I was kept updated on my order and they let me know there was a slight delay due to quality standards. I really appreciate the fact that they only send out high quality items. Fit was perfect! Will definitely be ordering again!!

Small is very big, not small at all

Thanks for taking the time to leave a review! We are sorry to hear about the disappointment with your order.

Our women's scoop neck top t-shirts are a looser fit. The size chart of this style of tee can be seen on our website at this link: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/sizing-fit-info

We offer free exchanges for all of our orders as long as they are unwashed/unworn. You can visit our return/exchange portal to generate and print your return label from home using your order number and the email associated with your order. You can also reach out to customer service at hello@boredwalk.com and they would be happy to provide you with a return label.

Best T-Shirt Cut Ever Scoop Neck

I LOVE the scoop neck pattern. I bought this shirt and a Catnip Freakout shirt. The fabric is thin, which I love. One thing to note is that after day ONE of wearing my catnip freakout shirt I found a dozen little holes in the shirt in the area of my jeans button. Apparently the friction causes holes. Would have been better with yoga pants. Next time Ill put a tank under the tee with jeans and see if that protects it. Bummed because I love the shirts so much. And to have it one day really stinks. Just be aware that thin fabric feels great but is not heavy duty.

I wanted to like this shirt

The fabric is soft, and I liked the scoop neck and dropped shoulders. I did not like how wide and short this shirt was and decided to return it for a different cut. If this was available in a tall (longer length), I would have kept it.

Thanks for the review! We are sorry that you were disappointed with your purchase.

We currently are using a different style for our scoop-neck! The new style is a little longer in length so please consider giving this style another try.

We also offer custom styles and sizes via our custom request form: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request. Our team is always happy to help with finding something unique for our customers to enjoy. You can also email us and someone from the team will reach out to discuss what options we have available for you.

We really appreciate your business and will consider an exchange or custom order. :)

My new favorite shirt

I love this shirt so much. It looks like your typical fun 70s logo until closer inspection, then it hits you in the face with creepiness. My favorite part of wearing this shirt, aside from it being super comfortable, is watching people's expression change when the realize what they just read. It's a constant source of amusement for me.

Amazing Shirt/Amazing Company!

I ordered two shirts after finding this company in my Instagram feed and the quality is outstanding. I also needed to exchange a M for a S and their support was the best. All around amazing experience and I will rave about them to all of my friends!