Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Vneck T-Shirt
$ 35.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.
Shirt Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- fashion-forward, form fitting look
- runs small, please see sizing chart
Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.
Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
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The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
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Love it! It’s a pretty deep V & you need to size up.
This shirt fits my current mood. I’m glad the description says it runs small. It really does. I usually wear a large but ordered an xl and it’s perfect
This shirt is so cute and cool. Looks so sweet and has a bit of a bite when read up close. Like me. Also very soft and flattering!
very flattering and tailored fit
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Love it! It’s a pretty deep V & you need to size up.
This shirt fits my current mood. I’m glad the description says it runs small. It really does. I usually wear a large but ordered an xl and it’s perfect
This shirt is so cute and cool. Looks so sweet and has a bit of a bite when read up close. Like me. Also very soft and flattering!
very flattering and tailored fit
Didnt read that this was going to be a little too snug. Love that its a tight fit though. They say its offered in a XXXL but dont have the size available. Also, I have a long torso b/c Im tall, so its a little short. Love the message though.
Hi Marie,
Thank you for leaving us a review! Whenever picking a size, we do recommend visiting our Size/Fit Info page which can be found here: https://www.boredwalktshirts.com/pages/sizing-fit-info
3X options are also definitely available, however they are offered as custom orders. If you are ever interested in placing a custom order you may visit this link:
https://www.boredwalktshirts.com/pages/custom-request
Thank you again for providing feedback, we do appreciate it! Please feel free to reach out to us at any time with any questions you may have. Our email is hello@boredwalktshirts.com.
Have a great day! :)
I love this shirt. I actually also have it the crew neck and wanted a second one! The only minor thing i would change would be to have them in the softer stretchy t shirt material. Otherwise the fit is good and the saying is great lol.
Ive ordered several t-shirts from Boardwalk, and I love them all. They fit well, and theyre conversation starters. They make my friends laugh. ✌
I was hoping the fabric would have a better stretch and be made of a softer cotton. Overall the shirt fit well, not disappointed in my purchase.
Love the retro graphic! T-shirt came fast, good quality. Fitted, so if you like your shirts baggier, order up a size.
Ive worn this shirt so many times people might wonder if I own others😂. Its perfect! Love the fit! Very flattering. Mew favorite shirt!!
They dont lie sizes run small!
This shirt fits really well and I love the design! I do wish, however, that the fabric was the same as the scoop neck shirts.
Love it! Fits great. Was hesitant, but its a good quality shirt. Thanks!
Even though we ordered the wrong size, the exchange was very easy. The product is of excellent quality and the customer service is quick and efficient.
Honestly I expected a low quality shirt, given the hilarious design and reasonable cost. I was pleasantly surprised by the soft cotton, and I wore this for a couple days before taking it off (shh..).
The shipping was fast and the T-shirt is awesome. Im completely happy. I bought a size up because for some reason I expected the size of the shirt to run small (maybe I read it in another review), but it seems to me the size must run true. This is based on only one shirt. I would buy from them again. Also, the shirt is fun to wear and good quality.
Love this print, but the vneck stretched out immediately to the point I can't wear it in public. Tempted to try the mens to see if it will last longer, since I really do love the graphic.
Excellent. Great fit, quality and comfort! My daughter is threatening to steal it from me.
Fantastic! Better quality than I expected, including seam stays to keep it from stretching out. Love it!
The shirt was exactly what I wanted and expected. What surprised me was how fast the shipping was. Awesome experience!
So many compliments on this shirt! I ordered a size bigger than normal and it fits great! No hassle ordering, and fast shipping. Definitely recommend. Boredwalk delivers a great product.
Well... I seem to have misplaced it already so hopefully I'll find it or you'll be hearing from me soon. 😥
Super comfortable and the purrfect size for me.
Thanks Boredwalk! ❤
I get tons of compliments on this shirt! And the dreamy graphics with the existential message suit my personality to a T (shirt). Nice and comfortable, sizing is generous. I love it!
I love that are many options to the same print. Fit great, not as small as it is made out to be. I ordered a Medium because I was scared a Small would be too tight, but I could have gone with a small. They are form fitting, so keep that in mind
The shirt is very soft and comfortable. I enjoyed the feeling of wearing it.
So well made... soft... cozy and such a riot. Highly recommend!!!
Love this T and so does everyone that sees it!
The shipping was fast, and I love the orange on white design of this unique T. The V neck is a bit more like a scoop neck, but that's okay. Sizing was true.
I always get positive comments and even more double takes when I wear these shirts. I keep checking in for new stuff all the time!
I haven't worn the shirt yet, but it looks like great quality. I ordered a size up just in case it ran small, but it looks fairly true-to-size. I like to wear things a little big so that's not really an issue.
It was great! The only complaint I have Is that the sizes run EXTREMELY small!!!! So until they come up with larger sizes sadly I wont be ordering again.