Women's We're All In This Together Like Hostages Scoop Neck T-Shirt
$ 42.00
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📦 Ships Monday-Friday from Los Angeles
📅 Ships in 3-7 business days
Whenever some well meaning pep squad type reminds me that "we're all in this together" my mind immediately adds "like hostages" to the end of that statement. Do I want to be trapped in the dystopia with all the scum and villainy? Not really. Yet here we are. I guess we can despair together.
This funny shirt is a fun look for suffering through the hellscape with dark humor. Adorned with our bird and bunny characters, you too can give reality the cynical sneer it deserves.
Shirt Info:
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
Great quality shirt, awesome design. Fast shipping and great company to work with
I’ve never bought from this company before but saw their stuff one day and went on a binge. As a an angry menopausal 51 year old, I enjoy rage baiting my family back in the Midwest and garnering the compliments of my west coast coven as we prepare for our next phase of life of “Golden Girls-ing It”. These shirts are so hella cute and the fit is really great and you don’t have to buy 9 sizes larger than your regular clothes- as most novelty t-shirts in “ladies” sizing have arm holes for 9-11 year olds.
The quality is great and they aren’t created by AI or owned by venture capitalists. I haven’t checked but I REALLY hope you can’t buy their stuff on Amazon. Anyway- I bought several shirts but this one might be my favorite. :) Thanks for the cute stuff.
Seriously. The best. I got the best compliments on this shirt. Felt great with a good fit. Simply the best!
I bought this as a gift for my friend. I already own it and love it. It’s great quality and the artwork can’t be beat!
Listen, the tshirts are FANTASTIC. Great quality....and top notch snark. Perfection. I may be developing a political-ish tshirt addiction. Crap.
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This is one of the few things left bringing me some joy. I laughed so hard when I saw this shirt on an ad but also shed a slight tear because dude, its true in America. Viva le resistance!
Great quality and super soft. It's definitely true to size, so look up the sizing guide first -I ended up having to order a size larger than I normally am but it fits well. Personally I don't love how baggy or relaxed the neck and arm areas are (it's a look some people like but it just looks unkempt to me) but Since I require a larger Size I couldn't do the fitted version without making it a special order (which I wasn't going to do with my first purchase). I also wish there were more colors like maroon or green (again without making it a special order - Maybe I'll try that next time Because I do love the designs and quality). Overall love it and happy to support this company.
Love the design! I have gotten many compliments and knowing nods when I have worn this shirt. It's also a great quality with solid printing.
Great quality shirt, awesome design. Fast shipping and great company to work with
I’ve never bought from this company before but saw their stuff one day and went on a binge. As a an angry menopausal 51 year old, I enjoy rage baiting my family back in the Midwest and garnering the compliments of my west coast coven as we prepare for our next phase of life of “Golden Girls-ing It”. These shirts are so hella cute and the fit is really great and you don’t have to buy 9 sizes larger than your regular clothes- as most novelty t-shirts in “ladies” sizing have arm holes for 9-11 year olds.
The quality is great and they aren’t created by AI or owned by venture capitalists. I haven’t checked but I REALLY hope you can’t buy their stuff on Amazon. Anyway- I bought several shirts but this one might be my favorite. :) Thanks for the cute stuff.
Seriously. The best. I got the best compliments on this shirt. Felt great with a good fit. Simply the best!
I bought this as a gift for my friend. I already own it and love it. It’s great quality and the artwork can’t be beat!
Listen, the tshirts are FANTASTIC. Great quality....and top notch snark. Perfection. I may be developing a political-ish tshirt addiction. Crap.
I love this shirt. It is well made and good quality. The design is printed perfectly. I will be buying more products from Boredwalk.
Lots of compliments and laughs on this t-shirt. Folks can totally relate.
The art work and the shirt were excellent. I ordered the wrong size and the process to return is easy. However I decided not to exchange it but keep it and gift it to a dear friend and then order myself the correct size.
Exactly what was expected and super soft
Bought this for my girlfriend for her birthday. It is her new favorite shirt. Absolutely recommend. Fits well and is soft.
The shirt is great! Fabric is high quality as is the printed artwork. The purchase and delivery was problem free. This was my first purchase from Boredwalk but I would definitely order again in future!
My new favorite! people are jealous. Super cozy and true to size.
Very cute shirt for dark times.
lOVE THE SHIRT AND THE PRINT AND THE SPEED WITH WHICH IT ARRIVED.Purchased a 3x and its a snug fit,it is a fitted t shirt keep that in mind.
great design, great fabric. If you size down for a slightly snug fit, you will sacrifice length.
Great quality, awesome artwork. I always get compliments on my Boredwalk shirts.
Love this shirt. Wore to a zoom meeting!
The shirt fits really well and the print is excellent quality. I watched people read it in a glance rather than getting stuck because of kerning issues (a frequent problem with a clever shirt). It was a good value and it is goodFOR my values. Keep it up!