Retro Dark Humor Dish Towels - Set of 3 – Boredwalk

Retro Dark Humor Dish Towels - Set of 3

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  • $ 34

Our funny dish towels are the perfect gift for a friend with a wicked sense of humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will laugh out loud at our funny original quotes paired with snarky retro graphics.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "I don't have what it takes to relax" dish towel
  • "My toxic trait is that I can't be trusted alone with cake" dish towel
  • "I can't believe we have to do this whole dumb existence thing until we die" dish towel

About our dish towels:

  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

πŸ“¦ Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Eric J.
United States United States

Retro Dark Humor Dish Towels - Set of 3

Shipping was as expected. Towels are quality. They look like they will last in the kitchen for a while. Thanks!

Steven M.
United States United States

Funny Towels and They Work

Towels seems to absorb all spills. Also, I chuckle a little to myself when I dry my hands and read the captions.

Alisha W.
United States United States

Goes perfectly with the overall theme of my kitchen

And my life in general, which is existential dread.

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