Men's You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss T-Shirt - Nihilism Existentialism

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"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

If existential dread, nihilism and gazing into the abyss is your thing, you'll love this funny, emo, goth abyss shirt. Brimming with angst, this shirt makes a great gift for the philosophy student, existentialist, or nihilist in your life. If your wardrobe could use more existentialism, nihilism or sarcastic ironic humor snap up this funny shirt and add it to your collection of Tumblr aesthetic threads.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length

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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are made in the US

Regardless of where they're assembled, the blanks we print on are made of cotton grown in the USA. Some colors and styles are also fully made in the USA! One thing to note is that ALL of the manufacturers we source blanks from are NAFTA-compliant and sweatshop-free.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action and City of Promise.

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Timothy D.
United States

Who knew Nihilism was this fun

In a world where nothing matters, I am glad some people still care about the little stuff like making comfortable, quality and good looking apparel.

Boredwalk Men's You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss T-Shirt - Nihilism Existentialism Review
Denise L.
United States United States

2020 Bad Attitude Collection

Sensational! I just purchased and have proudly worn my first two 2020 Bad Attitude T-shirts, here in Tennessee, half an hour from Jack Daniel’s and an hour from Nashville, often referred to as the Buckle of the Bible Belt. I am the Liberal, misanthropic outlier in this bastion of Trump lovers, Fundamentalist Christians, global warming disbelievers, antimaskers and COVID vaccine conspiracy Theorists. So far I’m loving “**** Is Other People” and “You Had Me At Staring Into The Abyss.” Shirts are true sizes, excellent quality and very comfortable. Shipped faster than I anticipated. Two thumbs up!

John W.
United States

Better fit than expected!

I typically wear XL–XXL and if you’re in that range then you know fit is a crapshoot. Some people cut their shirts so weird it’s like they’re aliens who saw some footage of humans and then tried to make clothes to infiltrate Gap or something. These fit great. Not all snug and thin and fitted for a Chihuahua version of you; fit just outside of your body so there’s room. The neck is high and tight, which is nice since they don’t immediately stretch out like the shirts made by the alien people. I’m sure we will learn a lot from their civilization. Eventually. But for now they need to know that their shirts are always just a little off.

Nicholas E.
United States

Love it!

Great quality, great fit. Can't wait to wear it!

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