Men's You Had Me at Staring Into the Abyss T-Shirt - Nihilism Existentialism
$ 32.00
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"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
If existential dread, nihilism and gazing into the abyss is your thing, you'll love this funny, emo, goth abyss shirt. Brimming with angst, this shirt makes a great gift for the philosophy student, existentialist, or nihilist in your life. If your wardrobe could use more existentialism, nihilism or sarcastic ironic humor snap up this funny shirt and add it to your collection of Tumblr aesthetic threads.
Shirt Info:
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Our products are designed in and ship from the US
The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.
We create good jobs in our community with living wages
At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.
We support social justice organizations that reflect our values
Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.
Sensational! I just purchased and have proudly worn my first two 2020 Bad Attitude T-shirts, here in Tennessee, half an hour from Jack Daniels and an hour from Nashville, often referred to as the Buckle of the Bible Belt. I am the Liberal, misanthropic outlier in this bastion of Trump lovers, Fundamentalist Christians, global warming disbelievers, antimaskers and COVID vaccine conspiracy Theorists. So far Im loving Hell Is Other People and You Had Me At Staring Into The Abyss. Shirts are true sizes, excellent quality and very comfortable. Shipped faster than I anticipated. Two thumbs up!
I typically wear XLXXL and if youre in that range then you know fit is a crapshoot. Some people cut their shirts so weird its like theyre aliens who saw some footage of humans and then tried to make clothes to infiltrate Gap or something. These fit great. Not all snug and thin and fitted for a Chihuahua version of you; fit just outside of your body so theres room. The neck is high and tight, which is nice since they dont immediately stretch out like the shirts made by the alien people. Im sure we will learn a lot from their civilization. Eventually. But for now they need to know that their shirts are always just a little off.
In a world where nothing matters, I am glad some people still care about the little stuff like making comfortable, quality and good looking apparel.
Great quality, great fit. Can't wait to wear it!