Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Tank Top

Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Tank Top

$ 32.00

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻

🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Great shirt

My shirt got here quickly and it fits good and looks like it did online. :)

Love it

Love the shirt. High quality materials, super soft, and people love it.

Awesome shirt

I'm very happy with my purchase. The tank is very comfortable, fits as expected (I'm a women's 2X, bought a unisex XL) and the graphic is just as bright, bold, and pessimistic as it is in the picture. I feel very cool wearing it, although I can't confirm if it actually makes me any cooler. Maybe a little? Probably not.

Great material and good fit

Fast delivery, good quality product!

Great!

Super comfy I thought I'd order a large bc the uni-sex but it's only slightly bigger than anticipated, great tank.

Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Tank Top

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

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