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😺 There's only one safe way to enjoy this day! 😻
Happy National Kiss a Ginger Day! I can only assume this occasion was conceived of before we were living that pandemic life and spending our days meeting on Zoom and hiding behind masks. There are some gingers who are probably safe to pucker up to, though...
Looking to do away with winter grey? 🥶
Happy National Houseplant Appreciation Day! Given my own lack of outdoor space at home (and the presence of a plant-murdering feline familiar inside the house), today is more about officeplant appreciation for me, but the end result is the same: thank goodness for our plant pals!
Do you smell what 2022 is cooking? 🔥
Happy National Pass Gas Day! I hope that, regardless of what you have planned today, you fart proudly if the urge strikes. It's what Founding Creep Benjamin Franklin would have wanted.