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This day is for the birds 😒
Look, I don't mean to tell a calendar its business, but National Bird Day? Hitchcock tried to give birds an entire film once and we all know how that turned out, so let's tread carefully...
🍒 Feeling cherry-table in the New Year? Find out why inside!
Happy National Chocolate-Covered Cherry Day! Cherry cordials used to be my mom's favorite sweet treat; they may still be, but I haven't shared a roof with her in many (many, many) years, so who knows? Maybe some upstart confection has unseated the champ since I've left the nest? We may never know!
🍾 It's the last day of the year. How we gonna kick it? 🥂
Well, here we are — the end. We did it! It's been a bumpy ride, but we made it through 2021. Pat yourself on the back and try to forget the fact that time is a illusory human construct and next year won't magically be one iota better simply because we replace that 1 with a 2 tomorrow. Don't despair, though! Reality is for the harsh light of January 1st. December 31st is all about unfounded and delusional optimism about the next 365 days!