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Just out of my reach 🥺
Happy National Short Person Day! Like all the other inconsequential occasions we riff on in our emails, this is a new one for me, despite having spent my life unable to reach a damn thing in my kitchen or on store shelves. I married tall for a reason, folks, though it does mean we can't see eye to eye unless I'm standing on something.
Mulling things over this week...🤔
Happy National Sangria Day! Apparently Big Sangria really wants you to know that it's not just for warm weather months, and that it's perfectly acceptable to heat sangria up as an alternative to mulled wine during the holiday season. Which sounds delicious! But also a little bit like an endorsement of braising fruit in its own blood. Mmm...bloodwine...
Well that didn't go as planned...😖
We are just one week out from the last day for UPS, FedEx, and USPS to deliver holiday goodies in time for Christmas — though if you celebrate Yule and/or Kwanzaa you still have a few more days of wiggle room — and while everyone is doing their best to make delivery dates happen, we all know how the best laid plans tend to go (straight into a flaming dumpster).