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💀 I refuse to put the skeletons away, but...
Happy National Dunce Day! Today we're commemorating the anniversary of the death of Scottish philosopher John Duns Scotus, who believed that wearing cone-shaped headwear made the wearer smarter due to...reasons, I guess?
Boredwalk Holiday Gift Guide for 2021
Let's be honest: all the really good gifts are sold out this year thanks to the supply chain woes wrought by the pandemic. If you had your eye on one of those enchanted cauldrons that helps you cast unwelcome visitors into the goblin realm or an ancient Sumerian manuscript that summons demons, I hate to be the one to break it to you: those treasures will probably be stuck off the coast in a container ship well into 2022. With that in mind, you might as well settle for Boredwalk products instead!
🍩 At least one thing will go right today...
Happy National Donut Day! We are getting into the carbiest time of the year, so why not kick it off with cruller intentions? Will it solve any of your problems? Absolutely not. But it will provide a dose of fleeting joy, which is about as good as it gets these days.