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🏴 The reigning hide and seek champ is..
On this day in 1987 a 3-day hunt for proof (or disproof) of the legend of the Loch Ness Monster concluded. The hunt cost $1.6 million dollars and all they found were three sonar blips showing objects in the middle of the 754-foot deep loch.
💪 Want to be someone's hero? 😱
Happy National Hero Day! Sure leaping tall buildings in a single bound is an unrealistic goal, but you can still impress your loved ones in some small way by getting started on your holiday shopping ASAP. I say this not just as your (maybe) favorite purveyor of fun creative goods, but also as a human with a close-up view of how nightmarish holiday shipping delays and inventory shortages are going to be this year. Don't say we didn't warn you.*
🧛🏻♂️ Sorry, Dracula — today is not your day. 🦇
Happy Garlic Lovers Day! It seems an odd choice to celebrate a classic vampire repellent in October, the official month for all things spooky, but I don't make the rules. While Drac is taking this day off, I'll be over here working on my garlic breath game.