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What is a "space alien" anyway? 👽
Happy World UFO Day! It was on this day in 1947 that a US Army Air Force balloon crashed at a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico, spawning conspiracy theories that the crash was that of a flying saucer and that the truth was covered up by the United States government.
☄️ How is an asteroid like a cat? 😾
Happy International Asteroid Day! This lesser holiday was founded by actual scientists in 2015 in order to heighten public awareness of the threat asteroids pose to Earth. This is because scientists have only discovered approximately 1% of the roughly 100,000,000 asteroids hurtling through space that could potentially strike our planet and end life as we know it. Exciting!
📆 There's only one place for disappointing holidays:
Happy National...Paul Bunyan Day? Yeesh. June 28th, you are not bringing the heat as far as lesser holidays. Paul Bunyan Day? Tapioca Day? Logistics Day? Bleh.