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🗣️ Spoiler alert: this email is funny. Probably.
Happy National Take Your Dog to Work Day! Sadly, the grinches that operate the office park that houses Boredwalk HQ prohibit animals from being allowed inside the building. Apparently they are not aware that ALL animals are, in fact, emotional support animals. (Yes, even the exotic — which I believe is French for "gross" — ones.)
😇 Grace may be a virtue...
Happy Let It Go Day! I guess we are supposed to let go of regrets or resentments or whatever, but this clearly isn't compatible with my favorite things, like holding grudges and exacting vengeance on those who have wronged me
Summertime sadness? 🤨
I'm changing things up today! Normally this is the part of the Monday email where I would wish you a happy lesser holiday with some random snippets of nonsense about each one, but we have more pressing matters to attend to (though you are still very welcome to celebrate National Selfie Day, Summer Solstice, and/or National Take Your Cat to Work Day if you feel so inclined).