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🤗 I want all of the fun stuff and...
It's National Aunt and Uncle Day! Hey, that's me! I love being an aunt because it's like skipping straight to grandparent without the hassle of raising your own kids. You get to drop in and hang with some kiddos your siblings have to do all the hard stuff with, give 'em candy and gifts or tell them knock-knock jokes, and then disappear at the first sign of any real responsibility!
Live forever? 🤨
Happy National Drive-Thru Day! And National Tequila Day, if you're so inclined to double the pleasure and halve your life expectancy!
I am still on that post-vacation "caloric atonement" grind, so if you're fortunate enough (read: responsible and good at moderation) to NOT be on those respective wagons, I hope you'll forgive me for living vicariously through you.
🙄 Here's some unsolicited advice:
Happy National Junk Food Day! At the risk of inciting incensed replies from the nutritionists and dieticians out there (correctly) pointing out that the US already has a junk food problem...shut up, nerds! Matty needs his salty-sweet preservative fix!