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Spring Has Sprung!
Spring is finally here, and we couldn't be more excited! As grateful as those of us in California are for all the rain we got this winter — hooray for an end to the drought! — it's nice to see the sun again, as well as longer days.
We've still been busy churning out fresh designs, though! In honor of March 14th being "Pi Day" and the upcoming March for Science on Earth Day (April 22nd, 2017), check out the newest addition to our vintage concert poster-inspired series featuring acclaimed scientific hero and feminist trailblazer Marie Curie:
Some cool facts about Ms. Curie:
• She was the first woman to win a Nobel Prize
• She was the first person to win it twice — and in two different fields, to boot!
• Despite the xenophobic and anti-feminist climate in her adopted home of France in the lead-up to World War I (she was born in Poland), she personally equipped and operated ambulances to help doctors in the removal of bullets & shrapnel from injured soldiers using rudimentary x-ray machines and other medical equipment she designed — all on her own dime, and never seeking reimbursement.
h/t to Biography.com for the cool facts!
You can check out this and our other newest designs here.
In the meantime, we'd love to hear from all you beautiful humans! Let us know what your favorite springtime activities and songs are in the comments!
Peace, love, and tacos,
Boredwalk
The Boredwalk Story
For as long as I can remember, I've loved drawing. I mean, I've always loved any sort of creative act — woodworking, sculpture, painting, music, building Lego sets. Making Logo The Turtle draw basic shapes on an Apple II in the computer lab in elementary school. Outfitting my wagon train with supplies for my virtual trek along the Oregon Trail®. We always died of dysentery, because of course we did. This is what happens when you let ten year olds plan cross-country expeditions.
I dabbled in a lot of interests as I grew up: various sports, assorted musical instruments, the full range of humanities majors, etc., but nothing ever flowed out of me as easily as illustration.
I studied Graphic Design at the Art Institute of Pittsburgh, spent a few years making myself crazy working for other people in Baltimore, and then my champion/muse/co-founder/wife Meredith told me to stop whining and try to make the hobby we'd been working on in our free time up to that point a full-time job. That hobby was called Ex-Boyfriend*, and eventually I did just that.
*We've since shut down Ex-Boyfriend because running TWO brands is difficult and at our core we are lazy, but don't worry — we've moved all the Ex-Boyfriend stuff over to Boredwalk, you lucky so-and-so!
At the time — 2009 — there weren't nearly as many graphic apparel brands on the web as there are today. Learning how to design for t-shirts was a new challenge, and I like to think I've become better at it since then. I mean, I know I have, but I'm trying to be modest here!
That said, creative types are restless by nature, and as Ex-Boyfriend progressed, so did the complexity of the designs. Instead of taking hours to take a design from conception to completion, they began to take days — sometimes weeks. We needed a way to offer more stuff in less time. I had to simplify and un-learn everything I had been building toward with Ex-Boyfriend.
But doing that meant creating a new home for my less detailed, more trend-driven design work — the new stuff we were coming up with didn't really "fit" the increasingly cohesive feel of Ex-Boyfriend. It needed its own name and home on the web. Thus, Boredwalk was born shortly after we moved our business, our cats, and ourselves to Los Angeles.
We no longer differentiate between Ex-Boyfriend and Boredwalk — mostly because of the aforementioned hassle of keeping them separate, but also because over the last few years I've improved enough as a designer that I've been able to derive creative fulfillment across a broader and more nuanced spectrum of styles and —
Ugh, this is getting sappy. Nothing causes my eyes to roll quite like bullshirt* "artist's statements."
*No, that's not a typo. If you don't watch The Good Place, you're not going to get it. That's OK, though. It's still a pretty sweet bull illustration that would look fly AF on your bod. But I do wonder about your television viewing choices.
Here's the deal: We want to provide you with a high-quality product, peerless customer service, and a warm, welcoming shopping experience. We also want to bring a smile into your life, to get you a compliment from a stranger on your excellent taste, and to make you and those around you laugh a little.
And that's how we want you to feel when you shop with us — that we're friends, and that you're always welcome to drop by and share a laugh or smile with us!
Cheers,
Matt & Meredith
2. We're vegan, but not pushy about it. Haters welcome.
9 Funny Feminist Shirts to Help You Smash the Patriarchy
Fight the power in style with these funny feminist shirts!
1. What Kind of Wine Goes With Smashing the Patriarchy Shirt
Hosting a feminist gathering? Be sure to pick the right wine to go with your patriarchy smashing good time. Fight for the cause of equal rights and social justice with this funny feminist shirt. Available in assorted styles, sizes and colors.
2. Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Witty Shirt
When we saw the phrase Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty making the rounds in the graphic tee world, we immediately thought "screw pretty, I wanna be witty!" Show that brains trump beauty with this funny feminist shirt. Available in assorted styles sizes and colors.
3. There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other Women Shirt
We love this smart Madeline Albright quote promoting feminist unity and sisterhood. Available in assorted styles, colors and sizes.
4. Resting Bitch Face Shirt
This is the only way we consider it acceptable to talk about a resting bitch face. Available in assorted styles and sizes.
5. No Fuck Boys Allowed Anti Trump Shirt
Well, looks like these two fuckboys are taking over 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. We'll need this protest shirt for all our future anti-Trump rallies — accessorized with barbed wire pants of course, just to be safe with 'murica's most deplorable Pussy Grabber on the loose. Available in assorted styles, sizes and colors.
6. Consent is the New Black Shirt
This activist shirt is perfect for take back the night marches and feminist rallies. Available in assorted sizes, styles, and colors.
7. For Most of History Anonymous Was a Woman Shirt
This feminism shirt featuring this famous Virginia Woolf quote is perfect for the literary-minded. Available in assorted sizes, styles and colors.
8. O'Connor GInsburg Sotomayor Kagan Female Supreme Court Justices Shirt
Celebrate the OGs of the feminist movement with the first women to serve as U.S. Supreme Court justices. Perfect for feminist lawyers and law students! Available in assorted styles, sizes and colors.
9. Don't Tell Me To Smile Shirt
Keep street harassment at bay with this smart feminist shirt. Available in assorted sizes, styles and colors.
We Heart Asian Food: Foodie Shirts for the Far East Palate
We love food and cooking here at Boredwalk HQ. We are especially fond of Asian cuisine, hook us up with some amazing sushi or a delicious bowl of ramen and we couldn't be happier. Below is our list of some of our absolute favorite cool foodie tshirts for those of us who cant' get enough Asian food in our diets!
1. Sake and Sushi Shirt
Two great tastes that taste great together! Whether you like your sake hot or cold or your sushi sashimi or nigiri, rocking this fun graphic tee is the perfect look for your next jaunt to your favorite Japanese food joint. Available in fleece, tank tops and tshirts for men and women in assorted colors. Check out the rest of our favorite Japanese food shirts here.
2. General Tso Is My Bro Shirt
Why travel all the way to China when you can satisfy your craving for sweet and spicy Chinese food from your favorite local take out joint? Bust out those chopsticks and pass the rice! Available in tank tops and tshirts for men women and kids in assorted colors!
3. Ramen is My Religion Shirt Shirt
A classic favorite for starving college kids, ramen has taken on a trendy image of late. These days fashion forward foodies can get their noodle soup from a variety hipster ramen joints in major cities. Plus, there's tons of great recipes online if you want to try cooking this Japanese food classic at home! Our Ramen is My Religion shirt is available on fleece, tanks and tees for men and women in assorted colors!
4. Boba is Bae Shirt
Bubble tea fans can all get behind this statement. Whether you call it boba, bubble tea or pearl milk tea, we call this Taiwanese street food treat delicious. Available in fleece, tank tops and tees for guys and ladies in assorted colors! (More bubble tea shirts also available.)
5. Banh Mi Shirt
Who can say no to an awesome sandwich? We love this Vietnamese food staple, especially with all the fresh crisp herbs and a shot of spicy Sriracha. DIY at home or visit your favorite local Asian eatery to satisfy your banh mi cravings. Our retro-inspired banh mi shirt is available in fleece, tank tops and tshirts for men and women in assorted colors.
Got Social Anxiety? Here Are 5 Awesome Funny Introvert Shirts You Need!
Let your inner misanthrope loose with these funny introvert shirts. Some people might call you anti-social, but we get it — you're just not a people person. If you'd rather be on your couch with your dog or cat than out at a party, we know the feeling! Express yourself with one of these funny shirts for people just like you!
1. The More I Learn About People The More I Like My Dog Shirt
If your favorite "person" is of the fuzzy variety, you'll love this cute funny dog lover shirt featuring Mark Twain's famous quote. Perfect for people who prefer the company of animals to the company of people. Available in tank tops, fleece and tshirts for men and women in assorted colors!
2. Hell is Other People Shirt
Jean-Paul Sartre said it best: "Hell is other people". Show off your contempt for everyone with this sweet looking shirt, available on mens and ladies tshirts.
3. I Don't Hate People I Just Feel Better When They're Not Around Shirt
Maybe you don't hate everyone, but that doesn't mean you enjoy their company. If that sounds like you, you'll love this funny Charles Bukowski quote shirt. Perfect for a night in with your pets and snacks. Available on tank tops and tshirts in mens and ladies sizes.
4. Awkward as Flock Shirt
Can't go out without making a fool of yourself? Maybe you always put your foot in your mouth or people just make you nervous. Don't despair, there's a certain charm to being awkward as fuck flock. It works for the flamingos! Available in tank tops, fleece, and tshirts for men and women in assorted colors!
5. I Hate Everyone But Whiskey Shirt
The perfect introvert shirt for when you've had it with everyone. Who says drinking alone is to be avoided? Sometimes you just want to sip your favorite booze in peace. This funny misanthropic shirt is available in fleece, tank tops, and tshirts for men and women in assorted colors!
The Internet's Best Funny Coffee Shirts
Java, Cup of Joe, Espresso, Drip...whatever you call it, if it's the first thing you call for every morning these cool funny coffee shirts will be just your style! Here are our favorite cool coffee tshirts right now:
1. Coffee is My Religion Shirt
Everyone believes in something and if you believe you'd like to have another cup of coffee, this funny coffee tshirt is the perfect way to show off your coffee love. Available in tank tops and tshirts in assorted colors for men and ladies.
2. Caffiend Shirt
If you fiend for caffeine you'll love this cute coffee shirt. Now refill that mug and get it all done! Available in tanks, fleece and tees for men and ladies in assorted colors.
3. Fueled by Coffee Shirt
If coffee is your go to source of energy, you'll love this funny coffee shirt. Who needs food or sleep when your French press has you covered? Available in mens and ladies tshirts in assorted colors.
4. Coffee: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead Shirt
You'll rest in peace when it's time to R.I.P. Until then, it's time to get things done. This funny coffee lover shirt makes a great gift for college students, workaholics, entrepreneurs, grad students and anyone else in your life who's always busy. Available in mens and ladies tshirts in assorted colors.
5. You Had Me At Coffee Shirt
If the way to your heart is through your coffee mug, this cute coffee addict shirt will make a great addition to your wardrobe. Available in tank tops and tshirts for men and women.
Cool Shakespeare Shirts: Literary Shirts For Book Nerds
Whether you read sonnets in school or watched a modern day Romeo and Juliet re-make on the big screen with DiCaprio (anyone else remember that?!) there's no way you're not well-acquainted with one of history's most famous authors. We've tipped our hats to The Bard with this collection of Shakespeare shirts, featuring Shakespeare puns and classic Shakespeare quotes from greats such as Hamlet, The Tempest, Julius Caesar, and MacBeth. These shirts make a great gift for your favorite book nerd or anyone who thinks reading is sexy.
1. To Thine Own Self Be True Shirt
Impress your favorite English teacher or librarian with this inspirational literary quote from Hamlet. Sure to make an impression at the library or your college campus. Available in both mens and ladies sizes on an assortment of colors.
2. The Fault is Not In Our Stars But in Ourselves Shirt 
Did you know the famous title of the book The Fault In Our Stars by John Green was inspired by this famous Julius Caesar quote? We've paired retro typography with a hipster flair that's sure to please the most fashion forward literary geek. Available in tees, tanks, and fleece for men and women in an assortment of colors!
3. William Shakespeare Bard to the Bone Tour Shirt
4. Where There's a Will There's a Play Shakespeare Shirt
Wear this funny theater pun shirt with geeky pride and celebrate the beloved playwright William Shakespeare. Available in heather or black in mens and ladies sizes.
5. Something Wicked This Way Comes Shirt
Show off your goth side with this creepy MacBeth quote shirt. The perfect spooky look for Halloween season or going gothic year round. Makes a great gift for fans of the supernatural, horror, witchcraft, and literary swag. Available in tank tops and mens and ladies tees in an assortment of colors.
6. Hell is Empty and the Devils Are All Here Shirt
This Tempest quote is nothing but doom and gloom — the perfect gift for goths and grunge enthusiasts. Let loose your inner cynic with this typographic shirt. Available on fleece, tanks and tees for men and women.
Think Pink: Cool Flamingo Shirts for Everyone
Flamingos are one of the hottest trends in fashion this summer, but if you want to rock flamingo fashion in style, we've got a sweet selection just for you!
1. Flamingo Squad Shirt
Let everyone know you're on team flamingo with this fun graphic tee. Available for men, ladies and kids. Tanks and fleece are also available, plus plenty of colors to choose from!
2. Awkward as Flock Flamingo Shirt
Show off your inner introvert with this socially awkward bird. Available ladies and dudes, plus fleece and tank top options! Assorted color options too!
3. Geometric Flamingo Shirt
Get in a tropical mood with this cool geometric flamingo shirt, featuring bright summer colors and palm tree imagery. Also available in black, just in case white's not your thing. Tank tops and kids sizes also available!
4. No Flocks Given Flamingo Shirt
Give a little attitude with this funny flamingo pun. Sure to at least put a smirk on someone's face thanks to this badass bird. Mens and ladies sizes available, plus tanks and fleece!
5. My Spirit Animals is a Flamingo Shirt
If you're graceful, flamboyant, and a bright shade of pink on the inside this fun flamingo shirt might just make the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Available in mens and ladies sizes, plus tanks and fleece -- all in an assortment of colors!
Awesome Funny Cat Tshirts That Make Purrfect Gifts
If you haven't guessed it yet, Boredwalk is crazy about kitties. Brand founders Matt and Meredith have two little fur-kiddos at home who make frequent appearances in our Instagram feed. If you or someone you love also can't imagine life without cats, these cat tshirts are the perfect way to announce your crazy cat lady or crazy cat dude status!
1. Later Haters Cat Tshirt
Cats just have a certain flair for letting you know when they've had enough of your nonsense. We love this kitty's cheeky grin, and like to imagine he's basically laughing at his enemies and he tells them to kiss off.
2. Here Comes Kitty Tshirt
If your kitty is anything like mine, he sees himself as larger than life. Whether he's wrecking your living room or a cardboard box, in his mind he could easily demolish the city if he felt so inclined.
3. Feed Me Your Tacos Cat Tshirt
My cat loves to "share" my food, and by share I mean he loves to steal it. He's made off with pieces of fruit, sushi and even a half eaten slice of pizza once. If your cat loves to get his paws on your snacks then you'll both probably appreciate this cute funny taco cat tshirt.
4. Mittens For President Cat Tshirt
Got a cat who wants to rule more than just your household? I bet he'd love a seat in Mittens' cabinet. This politically active kitty is the cutest of the 3rd party candidates.
5. Turnt Up Cat Tshirt
This cool cat brings new meaning to the words party animal. Wear him out to your next house party or bar crawl, because this cat is too cool to be a mere house pet!
Want more cat-themed awesomeness? Here's our full collection of cat shirts!
P.S. Shout out to Kitty Sites -- the place to find even more stuff about cats!
Cool Shark Tshirts to Celebrate Shark Week
Who loves sharks? We do! If you love them too, show off your fandom with one of these awesome shark tshirts. Whether you're dressing up for shark week, a day at the beach or just want to make every day a day to honor sharks, these tees are sure to fit the bill. Scroll on down for our favorite tributes to sharks!
1. Totally Jawsome Shark Tshirt
Why we love it: Sharks are (j)awesome and this shirt says it all. Plus, light shirt colors are perfect for summer.
2. Threshers And Hammerheads And Tigers And Great Whites Shark T-Shirt
Why we love it: You can show off your shark knowledge with this shark species shirt. Perfect for shark nerds!
3. When You Enter the Ocean You Enter the Food Chain Shark T-Shirt
Why we love it: This tshirt makes a great and not so subtle reminder that when we enter the home of the sharks' we're on their turf.
4. Sharks In Space T-Shirt
Why we love it: The colorful trippy spacescape makes a lovely backdrop for these jawsome badasses. Combine two great geeky loves sharks + space!
5. Shark Jaw Tshirt
Why we love it: An homage to the shark's most infamous weapon, their toothy jaws! We love the simplicity of this cool shark themed design.
Boredwalk In the Kitchen: Guacamole Without the Mess
Being Californians, we loooove avocado. Avocado toast, avocado smoothies, and of course guacamole! So many guac and avocado toast recipes suggest that first you scoop the avocado out of the shell and then mash it up.
This results in a slow messy process as slippery avocado chunks slide around and get stuck in your mashing implement of choice. We've found a better way, just watch our video below:
By mashing the avocado inside the shell you have less mess, more control and it's a faster finish to ready-to-eat guacamole or avocado toast.
Want my Rock Out With Your Guac Out tee? You can find it here.
Want to make this guacamole recipe? You'll need:
- 3 ripe pitted, mashed, avocados (use my tip above to prepare the avocado)
- 1 tablespoon lime juice
- 1/2 cup diced onion
- 1/4 cup fresh chopped cilantro
- 1-1/2 cups chopped tomatoes
- 3 garlic cloves minced
- 1/2 teaspoon cumin
- 1 teaspoon salt (or to taste)
- 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper (or to taste)
Combine the ingredients above and serve with your favorite chips.