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🥠 I don't need a cookie to tell me...
Happy Fortune Cookie Day! Although they are commonly associated with Chinese takeout, the folded cookie originated in Japan. While they are a source of mild amusement, I've never taken much stock in predictions that come from cookies. Besides, I have my own psychic powers that are perfectly reliable. While I can't predict specifics, I can confidently assume things will continue to be terrible.
🤔 Does anyone else...
It's National Get Out of the Dog House Day!
I will be spending my week trying to get out of the "dog house" with all the customers whose orders have been delayed the last two weeks. (Boredwalk co-founder Matt got into what caused this in our Friday email last week.)
Not feeling very LOL-y today.
I know that normally Boredwalk emails are crammed with fun art, amusing GIFs, and somewhat humorous takes on random lesser holidays, celebrity birthdays, and historical events, but not this one. It's late, it's been a long day, and I'm quite tired.