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Taking flight this summer? 🛫
Happy National Air Traffic Control Day! Thanks for keeping those birds in the air and far away from one another if you happen to be an air traffic controller. We appreciate your dedication to keeping our airplanes from colliding overhead and raining flaming hot death down upon us.
🪕 Hillbilly opossums. Need we say more? 🐀
While I admit this is presumptuous, it's also logical, since we don't run ads outside of the U.S. and I don't know how you would have discovered Boredwalk otherwise. Astral projection, perhaps?
🎆 How is Boredwalk celebrating July 4th? 🤔
On the one hand, it's nice to have a three day weekend ahead of us. On the other hand, it feels kinda hollow to observe a holiday dedicated to freedom and liberty given the fact that more than half our country's residents had the (apparently very alienable) right to their bodily autonomy stripped from them last week by six people taking their interpretive cues from a book written two thousand years ago by a bunch of flat earthers. Makes total sense.