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😇 I swear I didn't make this up...
Happy National Do A Grouch A Favor Day! This sounds like something invented by grouches, but I swear I had nothing to do with the existence of this occasion. I suppose the idea is that doing favors might make misanthropic curmudgeons like me less grouchy, but let's be honest — aggravation has been running up the score for years, so it's going to be tough to compete.
Alien abduction? Tell me more... 👽
Happy Extraterrestrial Culture Day! If you are from another planet and reading this, please know that I would love to learn more about your way of life. I know all about human culture already and it is decidedly not my jam. I am definitely inter-planetary-curious.
☕ It's National Latte Day! Perfect timing, because:
Good morning! Did you know that today is National Latte Day? True story! Whether you're a coffee drinker or not, I hope something in your life puts a little pep in your step today. Today is also National Make A Friend Day. Make friends with a barista and maybe there will be a discounted latte in your future! (Tip on the full price, though, please.)