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🍑 🫒 Peaches, olives, whatever —
I hope you're wearing some stretchy pants and ready to toss your New Year's resolutions out the window, because today is National Pizza Day!
🧪 I have no solutions...
Happy National Periodic Table Day! Thank goodness for chemistry enthusiasts, because I am not one of them. I do appreciate the puns, though! I had an inkling as a teen that honing my expertise on covalent and ionic bonds was not going to be an important skill in the future, and so far so good.
Once I learn to tear open inter-dimensional portals at will...
Happy National Create a Vacuum Day! Today's occasion invites us to explore spaces void of matter. I would like my adversaries to explore spaces void of matter by chucking them into an inter-dimensional portal or hurling them off into the far-flung reaches of the neighboring galactic spiral arm.