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Something to look forward to (besides 🥧)?
Let's get it out of the way first, otherwise the math mob will lose their minds — Happy Pi Day! I hope your Monday is at least 3.14% better than you initially anticipated. Given how Mondays usually go, this seems moderately achievable without requiring outsize effort on your part. Let's just hope the rest of humanity cooperates.*
😤 A grudge that won't budge. 😈
While there are certainly plenty of occasions to let bygones be bygones, I can't say I'm 100% on board with this "holiday." It sort of has a "choose happiness" or "don't let it bother you" vibe that isn't terribly helpful or realistic.
🥞 I don't care what time of day they're served...
Happy National Flapjack Day! Assuming you're into starchy circles of carb-y delight, of course. Maybe you don't like pancakes; I don't know your life!