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🤥 The lie I tell most often is...
It's Tell A Lie Day! I thought we'd all have this out of our systems on Friday with April Fools Day, but apparently the calendar wants to heighten our distrust of our fellow humans. Like I didn't already have plenty of that to begin with
😒 Gloom where you're planted 🥀
It's National Weed Appreciation Day! No, not the mind-altering variety, but the kind we're usually trying to banish from our gardens. A weed is simply a plant growing where we don't want it to grow. I think I'm gonna start referring to stray brow hairs not conforming to my brow line as face weeds. Get it together, brows!
Spiraling out? 🥴
Happy National Toast Day! Today's occasion is all about toast, which is one of my favorite things to eat, actually — buttered toast, avocado toast, any kind of tartine — I am for all of it; bust out the stretchy pants.