August 05, 2022

Vengeance is on the menu 😈


As you can see above, we got a new design done! It comes in conjunction with another release, which I alluded to last week. If you follow us regularly, you know we are plagued with people constantly stealing our art. While I wish I could unleash a malevolent demon on these people, I am stuck with more practical solutions.
Every year we spend tens of thousands of dollars on protecting our copyrights and trademark. This is a ton of money for us, and it primarily all goes to defense, instead of actually being able to penalize the people who steal our work. We'd like to change that and are hoping for a little help in that department. To that end, starting today, vengeance is on the menu! If you'd like to help us go after people who steal our art and actually make them pay, head over here to learn more!
This cat only hungers for one thing.
It's also International Beer Day, so why not crack open a cold one, order a little vengeance, and treat yourself to storytime via a private video that we are only sharing with people who order some vengeance? Non-alcoholic brews count, if you don't imbibe!
August 5th is light on historical facts and famous birthdays, but here are a couple of notable ones:
 Astronaut Neil Armstrong was born on this day in 1930. Armstrong was the first person to walk on the Moon.
• On this day in 1957 American Bandstand premiered on ABC. The show was hosted by Dick Clark and featured teens dancing to Top 40 music.
OK, that's it — you made it to the end of this email! Huzzah! I hope that it has helped springboard you into a wonderful (or at the very least, mildly tolerable) weekend. 
We'll be back here in your inbox on Monday with a fresh email. No one has volunteered to be featured in a customer Q&A yet, so if you're interested, reply to this and let us know!
If not, though, don't despair — we'll still make sure it's packed full of more notable birthdays and more witty banter in general. Don't miss it! Until next time...
Peace, love, and vengeance,