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😒 Thanks for nothing, November 10th!

November 10, 2021

Happy Area Code Day, I guess. As much as we enjoy telling you about the arbitrary made-up occasions we should celebrate on any given Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, this one really feels like scraping the bottom of the barrel in terms of occasions. You might say that November 10th is really (wait for it)...phoning it in.

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💀 I refuse to put the skeletons away, but...

💀 I refuse to put the skeletons away, but...

November 08, 2021

Happy National Dunce Day! Today we're commemorating the anniversary of the death of Scottish philosopher John Duns Scotus, who believed that wearing cone-shaped headwear made the wearer smarter due to...reasons, I guess? 

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Boredwalk Holiday Gift Guide for 2021

Boredwalk Holiday Gift Guide for 2021

November 07, 2021 1 Comment

Let's be honest: all the really good gifts are sold out this year thanks to the supply chain woes wrought by the pandemic. If you had your eye on one of those enchanted cauldrons that helps you cast unwelcome visitors into the goblin realm or an ancient Sumerian manuscript that summons demons, I hate to be the one to break it to you: those treasures will probably be stuck off the coast in a container ship well into 2022. With that in mind, you might as well settle for Boredwalk products instead!

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🍩 At least one thing will go right today...

November 05, 2021

Happy National Donut Day! We are getting into the carbiest time of the year, so why not kick it off with cruller intentions? Will it solve any of your problems? Absolutely not. But it will provide a dose of fleeting joy, which is about as good as it gets these days.

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🥪 The one club everyone is invited to join:

November 03, 2021

Happy National Sandwich Day! Today is also National Stress Awareness Day, which I suppose makes for a sensible pairing, as sandwich consumption is one of my preferred coping mechanisms. That said, I am acutely aware of my stress level at all times, so I'm not sure calling it out with a special day is all that necessary. 

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🎃 Halloween may be over...

November 01, 2021

Happy National Authors Day! As our culture places an ever-increasing emphasis on the visual arts, it's important to remember that many of our favorite films and television shows began as a kernel of an idea flowing from an author's pen (or keyboard) and first manifested in the form of the written word. 

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😟 If worrying about it hasn't worked...

October 29, 2021

 Happy National Hermit Day! If you prefer your own company to the company of others, today is about celebrating you.

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😼 Don't believe the rumors...

October 27, 2021

Happy National Black Cat Day! Sure, some misinformed so-and-so probably tried to tell you these majestic miniature panthers are bad luck, but don't believe the haters. In fact, in Scotland, Britain, and Japan, the presence or appearance of a black cat is indicative of imminent good fortune and prosperity.

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😒 For the babe with the glower...

October 25, 2021

Happy Sourest Day! In a society where good vibes and positivity are prized, it's not often that those of us with a less than sunny disposition get a day to revel, so sport your scowl with pride today.

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✍️ The pen may be mightier than the sword...

October 20, 2021

Happy National Day On Writing! Whether you're a seasoned pro with an extensive bibliography or an amateur with a seemingly unending collection of private journals, this day is for you!

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🥶 Colder weather? Brrr! This is the only frosting I want:

October 18, 2021

EXTRA CHOCOLATE, PLEASE 🧁

Happy National Chocolate Cupcake Day! This is very exciting news, as I happen to love both chocolate AND single-serve miniaturized foodstuffs. A match made in gastronomical heaven!

Joey Tribbiani feels no shame for his culinary choices.

Nor should you be, Mr. Tribbiani!

If you're one of the 10-20% of humans that doesn't find chocolate appealing, don't worry — the vanilla cupcake's time to shine is coming up next month! Your patience and delicate tastebuds will be justly rewarded in due time.

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Alright, birthday time! Let's all have a chocolate (or other-flavored) cupcake in honor of:

• Charles Edward Anderson "Chuck" Berry, born this day in 1926! Mr. Berry was a singer, songwriter, guitarist, and bandleader who was nicknamed "The Father of Rock 'n' Roll" and a profound influence on the development of the genre, impacting a who's who of 20th century popular music, from Elvis Presley and Jimi Hendrix to The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, David Bowie, and countless others.

• German actor Klaus Kinski, also born this day in 1926! Mr. Kinski was a favorite of director Werner Herzog, which is topical given his casting as Nosferatu in Herzog's 1979 film Nosferatu the Vampyre and its 1988 follow-up Vampire in Venice. He was also a regular in "spaghetti Westerns" of the 1960s.

• Actress Dawn Wells, born this day in 1938! Famous for her role as Mary Ann Summers on Gilligan's Island, Ms Wells was also a delightful interview guest on Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

• Novelist Terry McMillan, born this day in 1951! Ms McMillan shot to national attention in 1992 following the publication of her third novel Waiting to Exhale, which was soon followed by another hit in 1996, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, both of which were adapted into hit feature-length films.

Today is also the birthday of tennis legend Martina Navratilova (1956), actor/martial artist Jean-Claude Van Damme (1960), and actor Zac Efron (1987).

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OK! Unfortunately no one has volunteered to be featured in our regular Monday Q&A segment, so that's it for this email. If YOU'D like to be featured in this space next Monday, reply to this and let me know! I'll send you some questions and my eternal gratitude!

In the meantime, we'll be back in your inbox on Wednesday morning with links to fun distractions! If you're in a shopping mood, be sure to use the code YAY10 at checkout to save 10% on orders of $100 or more! Until next time...

Peace, love, and cupcakes,

Matt

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😈 Spooky Season is about to get a lot more scandalous!

October 15, 2021

Happy National Grouch Day — finally, my time to shine! The day was originally meant to honor the OG grouch, Oscar of Sesame Street fame, but really it's about celebrating all the grouches. As you can imagine, I find being sunny and cheerful overrated. I know society values these qualities, but are we going to do what society wants? I think not.

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