August 24, 2020

Boredwalk Community: Clean That Sh!t Up!

Welcome to our weekly Boredwalk Community series, where we ask Boredwalk fans fun questions! This week we're talking to Lindsay L., who is looking fab while keeping her own counsel in her No One Asked You v-neck tee!

1. You can curse your nemesis with a minor annoyance for eternity; what do you choose?

My nemesis will always have an eyelash stuck under their eyelid. When they are just about to get it out, an eyelash will become stuck under their other eyelid. No. Relief. (Ed. note: That is oddly specific. I like it.)

2What's your biggest pet peeve?

My biggest pet peeve is so boring and domestic. But if someone JUST cleaned the toilet, and YOU get poop stain everywhere, clean that sh!t up yourself! The toilet cleaner should be able to enjoy the satisfaction of a clean toilet for *at least* a couple poops before you defile it. (Um...yes. Clean that sh!t up yourself!)

3. What's a book you think the Boredwalk community should read?

The Boredwalk community should read the graphic novel Watchmen.

It's about how building and creating beautiful and good things is so intricate and difficult, but destruction is so simple and quick, and permanent. Also some insightful stuff about love and whatnot.

It's nice about the movie and the show, but the source material feels very personal and grips your emotions and twists them around expertly. On a screen with physical people, you can't exaggerate proportions or light and shadow to the same effect. One panel of Doctor Manhattan alone on Mars is so evocative.