June 04, 2019

Boredwalk Community: Dreaming of Space Force

Hell is Other People Shirt

Welcome to our weekly Boredwalk Community series, where we ask Boredwalk fans fun questions! This week we're talking to Christ M. of Louisville KY, who's looking sharp in a Hell is Other People shirt.

1. What's your actual day job and what's your dream day job?

I work at a tech company during the day! But if I had it my way, I'd be captain of the space force...frankly, I think it's still in the cards. (Ed. note: It's seeming more and more plausible by the day...)

2. If you could have any super power what would it be and why?

Whatever powers David Blaine has going on, so I guess masterful deceit and sleepy eyes.

3. Clear up a misconception (about your job, where you are from, some other topic you know a lot about.)

Alright, I'll be the one to clear this up: Look — we're not all barefoot and banging our cousins here where I'm from in Kentucky. Hell, I would argue that we're actually trend-setters. Don't believe me? Hop on PornHub. That's right, I said it. I see all the top searches. "Hooking up with my sister" this, "banging my cousin" that. You're all sick, all of you. We've been keeping it in the family for years. People need to recognize and start giving credit where it's due ;-)

(In the words of George Takei, "oh, myyyyyy!")

4. Where can the rest of the Boredwalk community find you?

Everyone can find me on any social media platform @christmcconnell, and hopefully in a city near you soon!

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