Case of the Mondays? 😞
NOT IN THIS CUDDLE PUDDLE! 😻
Happy National Kitten Day! After a recent string of emails featuring comparatively blah random occasions, I'm overjoyed to have one I can celebrate with enthusiasm. I love cats the way Oprah loves bread.
I also love bread the way Oprah loves bread. We're basically twins.
GIF via Oprah/Weight Watchers
Today is also National Piña Colada Day! A concoction of rum, pineapple, and coconut cream, this heavenly libation is a product of Puerto Rico, rumored to have been created by bartender Ramón “Monchito” Marrero at the Caribe Hilton’s Beachcomber Bar in San Juan on August 16, 1954. Between coquito and the Piña Colada our fellow citizens in PR are really looking out for our tastebuds. Salut!
Finally, it is also National Wyoming Day, as it was on July 10th in 1890 that the great state of Wyoming was admitted into the Union as the 44th US state. Which is lucky for the rest of us non-Wyomingites, because Boredwalk co-founder Meredith and I just spent a few days exploring Grand Teton and Yellowstone National Park, and all I can say is: wow. We have a lot of breathtakingly beautiful places here in the US, but Wyoming really does possess an embarrassment of riches in the natural beauty department. My controversial hot take, though: Old Faithful is kind of a snooze-fest. Sorry/not sorry!
I am a full-time idealist and over-thinker. (Actually former pastry chef turned artist and writer.) My dream job? I’m a witch, so opening up an occult shop that’s a safe space for all. Also, having my poetry pay the bills would be tops.
This makes me sound like a comic, but “injustice.” Haha. Annnnnd water on the countertop. 😅
Skim milk makes a lighter pumpkin pie. Also, not all witches/pagans follow a rede or threefold law. 🤷🏼♂️ Food for thought. 😈🖤
Can we call “getting through to someone’s thick skull” a superpower? Some understanding could honestly solve so many issues.
It’s me; I’m the annoyance usually. Muahaha 😂
How about never making it in time through that green light. 😈
Having equal rights, and not having them threatened? Annnnnnnd having enough Boredwalk merch to wear for every day?
Honestly, my younger self would probably be dissociating, and wouldn’t even hear me. 🤣
Though I’ve lived in New York for quite some time, I am a native West Virginian. While the people might seem Southern, the state broke away from Virginia in 1863 – being admitted to the *Union* (so no; it’s not the western part of Virginia). 😒
You can catch me and some of my art (and hopefully poetry soon) on Instagram @Hunter_Loony! (Orrrr in a creeepy forest, here in upstate New York, cursing the patriarchy and capitalism.) ✨