Feeling salty? 🍟
IT'S NATIONAL FAST FOOD DAY!
Someone is excited to celebrate "fast food" he can actually catch.
GIF via Jurassic Park/Slader.
"Professionals are always trying to tell me what's wrong with my body, but I think they are trying to scam me."
Shoulda looked before ya leapt! No take-backs, my dude!
3. 🤣 The DMV basically
Carter Anderson roasts this banal bastion of bureaucracy perfectly.
Give it a try and see what quote comes up right now.
This comedy account narrates what animals might say if they spoke English.
Peace, love, and fries,