🤔 How do Dracula & Wolf Man celebrate long weekends?
🐺 THEY HIT THE OPEN ROAD 🦇
Well, we did it — we made it through another interminably long week on this miserable ball o' mud. Where's our medal? We deserve one!
I guess we'll just have to satisfy ourselves with a long weekend wherein we feel depressed about dead soldiers, sailors, and airmen (airpersons?) and try to eat our feelings before going for a swim, presumably while wearing white (Memorial Day is weird holiday).