It's a brand new (treacherous) year! 🦝
PREPARE TO BE MENACED!
Well, 2024 is off to a predictably terrible start here at Boredwalk HQ. This gem of an epigram written by my co-founder Meredith way back in 2022 — and re-posted every New Year's Day since — is likely to be evergreen until we return to the dust from whence we came:
Right on cue, our offices were broken into and burglarized early yesterday morning. Our front entry door was shattered into about a billion pieces, and villains made off with assorted equipment, tools, hoodies, and t-shirts.
Dirtbags smashing our front door and breaking in.
Not to be outdone, two MORE opportunistic dirtbags saw the inviting lack of security a couple hours later and helped themselves to more inventory and equipment.
Just another dirtbag stealing our hoodie inventory, apologies if you ordered a hoodie or v-neck tee earlier this week, it may be delayed since they stole our hoodies and v-necks.
• National Whipped Cream Day - Overrated!
• National Bird Day - Appropriately Rated! (Probably, even if I am partial to their mortal enemy, the domestic house cat)
• In 1925 Nellie Tayloe Ross of Wyoming became the first female governor in the United States