😳 It's not personal...
I JUST NEED SPACE
Happy National Eat Beans Day! Not only will eating beans provide you with lots of nutrients ahead of tomorrow's Independence Day gluttony, it will also necessitate needing a wider berth than usual to avoid offending fellow cookout attendees. I guess it's good these festivities are typically held outdoors! A perfect occasion to rock our Personal Space tee.
It's also National Chocolate Wafer Day, which seems like it could get messy given how warm it gets this time of year. This may imperil our celebration of National Compliment Your Mirror Day. Nothing makes me more reflection-averse than being confronted with my own bean-eating, chocolate smearing crimes of consumption. I suppose it's just as well I'm supposed to compliment my mirror the day before I devolve into a fried & grilled food fanatic. Wednesday could be so much worse!
If you didn't collapse in a Snorlax-esque heap at the end of July 4th, did you even celebrate independence from the tyranny of British cuisine? Take that, jellied eel and blood pudding!
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