April 18, 2022

šŸ¦– Things to be aware of on April 18th:

T. REX HAS NO QUALMS ABOUT MUNCHING ON VELOCIRAPTORS

Happy National Velociraptor Awareness Day!Ā I don't know aboutĀ you,Ā butĀ IĀ have been keenly aware of velociraptors since around 1990, the year I read Michael Crichton's massively popular sci-fi novelĀ Jurassic Park.

You know who else was keenly aware of velociraptors? The T. Rex that stomped into the final scene of the big screen adaptation ofĀ Jurassic ParkĀ to run interference on the raptors menacing Drs. Grant and Sattler and their pint-sized charges Lex & Tim so those four foolish humans could escape what would have otherwise been certain doom. It's a dino-eat-dino world out there.

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Fly, you fools!

Today is alsoĀ National Lineman Appreciation Day!Ā No, not the 300+ pound behemoths blocking the pocket for the QB of your favorite CFB or NFL team; today honors the men and women who keep us connected to the power grid! As Jimmy Webb wrote (and Glen Campbell sang), they "drive the main road, searchin' in the sun for another overload."

Finally, today is also...National Animal Cracker Day.Ā I hope whatever you have for dessert today is more exciting than animal crackers. Maybe Nabisco should consider adding some of the aforementioned theropods to their bland cookieĀ lineup to up the excitement quotient for next year.

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Famous April 18th birthdays? Sure, why not:

ā€¢Ā The Republic of Zimbabwe, whose independence was first recognized on this day in 1980!Ā Prior to that it was known as Rhodesia because wealthy white Europeans with stuffy names like Cecil Rhodes LOVE naming land masses that don't belong to them after themselves. Happy birthday, Zimbabwe!

ā€¢ Clifton Hillegass, born this day in 1918!Ā Mr. Hillegass isĀ the CliffĀ behindĀ CliffsNotes. I'll be honest ā€” I never got much use out ofĀ CliffsNotesĀ (or their upstart competitorĀ SparkNotes) while in school. Except when it came to the works of Norwegian playwright Henrik Ibsen ā€” then I needed all the help I couldĀ get.

ā€¢ Music journalist and essayist Robert Christgau, born this day in 1942!Ā Mr. Christgau (who would probably excoriate me for referring to him as "mister" if I did it within earshot of him) was one of the earliest professional rock critics, getting his start in the late 1960s. For 37 years he was the chief music critic and senior editor forĀ The Village Voice,Ā was an early proponent of the (at the time) nascent punk, hip-hop, and riot grrrl movements, and he created and oversaw that publication's massively influential annual Pazz & Jop critics poll. I don't agree with all of his opinions about music...but I sure am glad they exist.

Also born today were actor/comedian/songwriterĀ Rick MoranisĀ (1953), B-movie acting legendĀ Eric RobertsĀ (1956), actressĀ Jane LeevesĀ (1961), late night host and monorail enthusiastĀ Conan O'BrienĀ (1963), actor/singerĀ Eric McCormackĀ (1963), actor/Time LordĀ David TennantĀ (1971), and actor/director/producerĀ Eli RothĀ (1972).Ā Ā 

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Alrighty!Ā Scroll on down to learn about fellow Boredwalk fan Quinne A.!Ā IfĀ you'dĀ like to be featured in our Monday Q&A segment, shoot us an email at hello@boredwalk.com and let us know!

We'll be back in your inbox on Wednesday with links to fun distractions!Ā If you're in a shopping mood, be sure to use the codeĀ YAY10Ā at checkout toĀ save 10% on orders of $100 or more!Ā Until next time...

Peace, love, and dino cookies,

Matt

Quinne in her Hell Is Other People scoop neck top

Quinne looking exasperated by humanity in herĀ Hell Is Other PeopleĀ scoop-neck top!

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1.Ā What's yourĀ actualĀ day job and what's yourĀ dreamĀ day job?

Real job: I run customer experience for a biotech company.

Dream job: host of a late night talk show, or a travel show.

2.Ā What's your biggest pet peeve?

When anyone who doesnā€™t use the serial comma continues to refuse to employ its use, even after being educated on its objectively disambiguating benefits. At that point itā€™s just willful ignorance. Oh, and when apostrophes are used to pluralize things. There shouldnā€™t be ā€œexception casesā€ (DVDs and CEOs make way more sense than DVDā€™s *shudder* and CEOā€™s *shudder*). Letā€™s just agree to ditch the apostrophe for all plurals, ok???

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3.Ā What's a book you think the Boredwalk community should read?

Every adult human should readĀ Invisible Women: Data Bias in a World Designed for Men. This book reveals how comprehensively the world we all fumble around in every day is oriented toward the needs of men. Itā€™s woven into every facet of our existence, and is both mind-boggling and eye-opening.

4.Ā What's a life pro tip the Boredwalk community needs to know?

This is advice I give to heterosexual men, about what heterosexual women want. We want you to exhibit the two polar opposites of any given trait. The trick isnā€™t whether we want you to be funny OR serious, easy-going OR assertive, tender OR rough; we want you to be both of everything. The trick is to know exactly which one to employ, and when. No easy feat; I realize doing that is extremely difficult and requires you to become attuned to the woman in question. But the fact is, weā€™re not complicated ā€” thatā€™s exactly what we want.

(LOL, no pressure!)

5.Ā If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?

The real answer? Teleportation. So much time is wasted in transit, anywhere. People are awful, and the less time I have to spend amongst them, the better. Teleportation would allow me to avoid navigating around humans and all the idiotic ways weā€™ve set thus world up. Also, I love to travel, and crossing distances is limiting.

The answer some tiny, nicer part of me inside wanted to have? I would make it so that every time someone says something nice about someone else who isnā€™t present, the absent person would somehow hear the nice thing being said about them.

6.Ā You can curse your nemesis with a minor annoyance for eternity; what do you choose?

A loud fly lazily relentlessly buzzing in and out of their immediate vicinity, every attempt to swat or get rid of it unsuccessful.

7.Ā What experience do you most want to cross off your bucket list?

I want to SCUBA dive with whale sharks and/or humpback whales.

8.Ā Where can the rest of the Boredwalk community find you?

At my or my partnerā€™s house playing games, or in my garage, happily making stuff out of wood badly (and learning all of my lessons the hardest possible way).

Thanks so much to Quinne for the revealing Q&A!Ā IfĀ you'dĀ like to fill this space in a future Monday email and blog post, let me know! I'll send you some questionsĀ andĀ my undying gratitude!