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🥴 That's me in the corner...
It's a good thing we have some links to amusing content down below for you today, because the historical happenings for November 8th are pretty blah.
Even today's random occasions are pretty underwhelming. National Cappuccino Day? Ugh. Be a latte or be gone. National Dunce Day? Look, the genesis of the word "dunce" and the guy it's named for makes for a giggle-worthy read, but let's not give stupidity more of a platform than it already has now that we are firmly planted in the Idiocracy timeline.
It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be dark 😱
"Happy" National Nachos Day! Are the temperatures growing icier? Yes. Are the days growing shorter and darker? Yes. But is it existential dread season? ALSO YES!
What's that old adage? Starve a fever, feed a seasonal depression? Well that's the adage I'm going with, and as long as my ear holes are gonna be fed a steady diet of Christmas music for the next 8 weeks, my mouth hole is gonna be feasting on nachos.
The one thing we have in common 😏
Plagued though we may be, there are a few things that make the human condition marginally more bearable — stuff like accessories, snacks, and tidy homes.